My broadband/your ads/my screensaver/your ads

I think you will have to pay ME to use my broadband to take over my screen saver with YOUR ads. DIRECTV charges 5 times what a streaming service charges and won’t let the screen saver go immediately and ask me daily to let it back on the internet. What is this big dish on my house used for?

No new equipment for loyal users unless I give DIRECTV a blank check to use my broadband data. 

I guess you think I was born last night. 

#DIRECTVsucks